Hic puer est stultissimus omnium! - This boy is the stupidest of all!

Stercus accidit - Shit happens

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum
immane mittam. 
- I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous 
- rock at your head.

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? 
- Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?

Cogito ergo doleo - I think therefore I am depressed

Damant quod non intellegunt - They condemn what they do not understand

Amici, diem perdidi - Friends, I have lost a day

Fortes fortuna juvat - Fortune favors the brave

Fabas indulcet fames - hunger sweetens beans

Res melius evinissent cum Coca - Things go better with Coke

Veni, Vidi, Dormivi - I came, I saw, I slept

Odi et amo, quare id facere forasse requiris...Nescio, sed fieri
sentio et excrucior
- I hated and I love, perhaps you ask why I do it...I don't know, but 
- I feel it and I'm tortured

Lapsus alumni - Error made

Nullum Gratuitum Prandium - There is no free lunch!

Quidquid id est timeo puellas et oscula dantes 
- Whatever it is, I fear the girls, even when they kiss.

Non Gradus Anus Rodentum - Not Worth A Rats Ass

Vacca foeda - Stupid cow

Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi
- Excuse me. I've got to see a man about a dog

Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinis alacribus et
fructuosis potiri potes! 
- If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the fast-paced, 
- high-paying world of Latin!

Sona si Latine loqueris - Honk if you speak Latin

Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! 
- Don't you dare erase my hard disk!

Furnulum pani nolo - I don't want a toaster

Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo - Don't call me, I'll call you

Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules 
- If I were you, I wouldn't walk in front of any catapults

Canis meus id comedit - My dog ate it

Illiud Latine dici non potest - You can't say that in Latin

Vidistine nuper imagines moventes bonas? - Seen any good movies lately?

Nullo metro compositum est - It doesn't rhyme

Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema 
- I don't care. If it doesn't rhyme, it isn't a poem

Fac ut gaudeam - Make my day

Re vera, potas bene - Say, you sure are drinking a lot

Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!
- May barbarians invade your personal space!

Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
- May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!

Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt
- You know, the Romans invented the art of love

O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem! - Oh! More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm!

Mellita, domi adsum - Honey, I'm home

Te precor dulcissime supplex! - Pretty please with a cherry on top!

Magister Mundi sum! - I am the Master of the Universe!

Nihil est--in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui
- That's nothing--in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor

Vescere bracis meis - Eat my shorts

Fac ut vivas - Get a life

Qui vir odiosus - What a bore

Braccae tuae aperiuntur - Your fly is open

Feles mala! Cur cista non uteris? Stramentum novum in ea posui
- Bad kitty! Why don't you use the cat box? I put new litter in it

Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur
- Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort 
- of slips out

Cave canem - Beware of the dog

Cave canem...te necet lingendo - ...he may lick you to death

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur 
- Anything said in Latin sounds profound

Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditiones habes
- If you can read this, you're overeducated

Cave cibum, valde malus est - Beware the food, it is very bad

Absconde obesito illegitimo - Get outta here you fat bastard