.----[ syff code → ]----------------------------.
| U w@ s++ L++ M+ G--- c>+ p-- W k->k n g+ S t+ |
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| Which OS are You? → |
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                                |
[ You are Amiga OS ]




Your name Kya has given you tenacity of purpose and has made you
extremely independent. 
Whatever you undertake, you approach from your own point of view,
and others either have to conform to your ideas or go their own way
and leave you to work things out for yourself. 
You are so narrowly focused in your pursuits that you frequently overlook
the little personal considerations and attentions that create a bond
of understanding and sense of companionship. Thus it is difficult for you
to merge your efforts harmoniously with others.
In the home, you can inadvertently be offhand and abrupt
when you would really like to show your affection.
In circumstances that require a little finesse, you find that you are
inclined to be too direct and straight to the point and suffer frustration
in your personal relationships as a result. 




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| kya wg  The Serial Killer Quiz → |
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    |
[ zodiac killer ]If i was a serial killer i would be The Zodiac Killer.

Taunting cops the Zodiac Killer would send in encrypted
messages to the local papers, describing how his past
victims had died, and who would come next if they didn't
post his message on the cover of the newspaper
the following day. The only surviving witness described
the zodiac killer as a heavy set man in a self fashioned
hooded jacked that covered his face, brandishing
a crossed circle that he always signed his letters with.

After 1978 the killings stopped, the Zodiac's case
was never solved.

Kill count: 13


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  | Which Carl Jung Archetype Best Describes You? |
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You're the trickster! Jung identified this archetype in gods like
Hermes in Greek mythology, Loki in Norse mythology, and Mercury in Roman
mythology. Like these mischievous gods, you're quick, witty, cunning,
and elusive. You're a jack of all trades; a true renaissance man.
You live life to the fullest, never turning down an opportunity to make
a joke or to have fun. You're full of joy, but you risk being too tricky
or mischievous! Use your witty playfulness to bring others joy!



   .---------------------------------------------------------------.
   | Discworld: Which Ankh-Morpork City Watch Character are YOU? → |
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[ Angua! ]




      .----------------------.
.o O ( What Muppet are you? → )
|     `----------------------'
|
`--[ You are the the Swedish Chef ]--------------------------------------------.
[ Swedish Chef! ]
You are a talented individual, nobody understands you.
Perhaps it's because you talk funny.

FAVORITE EXPRESSION:
       "Brk! Brk! Brk!" 
HOBBIES:
       Kokin' der yummee-yummers 
FAVORITE MOVIE:
       "Wild Strawberries...and Creme" 
LAST BOOK READ:
       "Der Swedish Chef Kokin' Bokin'" 
QUOTE:
       "Vergoofin der flicke stoobin mit der brk-brk yubetcha!"




.------------------------------.
| Which Grunge Band Are You? → |
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[ Pearl Jam. Hard working. Legendary. Invincible. ]



STRESS TEST

"calm blue ocean... calm blue ocean..." 

You have it easy. You exhibit a stress percentage of 29%
which is well below average. Quite likely, you are lazy and retarded. 

Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level
even further you should eliminate at least one of the following
from your life immediately:
- your least significant other.
- consciousness. 
Q.E.D.  




 .-----------------------------.
{ Which File Extension are You? }
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You are .doc You change from year to year, just to make things tough on your competition.  Only your creator really has a handle on you.




.------------------------------------.
| The Commonly Confused Words Test → |
+------------------------------------'
|      Advanced
| You scored 100% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 87% Advanced, and 72% Expert!
| You have an extremely good understanding of beginner, intermediate,
| and advanced level commonly confused English words, getting at least
| 75% of each of these three levels' questions correct. This is an exceptional
| score. Remember, these are commonly confused English words, which means
| most people don't use them properly. You got an extremely respectable score.
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            .oOo.-.oOo.-.oOo.-.oOo.-.o-O-O-o.-.oOo.-.oOo.-.oOo.-.oOo.
                                         >
                                        =--~

.---------------------------------.
| The Nerd? Geek? Or Dork? Test → | 
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        |
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| Modern, Cool Nerd
| 65 % Nerd, 60% Geek, 39% Dork
| For The Record:
| A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
| A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject,
| often an obscure or difficult one.
| A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social
| expectations/interactions.
| You scored better than half in Nerd and Geek, earning you the title of:
| Modern, Cool Nerd.
| Nerds didn't use to be cool, but in the 90's that all changed. It used to be
| that, if you were a computer expert, you had to wear plaid or a pocket
| protector or suspenders or something that announced to the world that you
| couldn't quite fit in. Not anymore. Now, the intelligent and geeky have eked
| out for themselves a modicum of respect at the very least, and "geek is
| chic." The Modern, Cool Nerd is intelligent, knowledgable and always the
| person to call in a crisis (needing computer advice/an arcane bit of trivia
| knowledge). They are the one you want as your lifeline in Who Wants to Be
| a Millionaire (or the one up there, winning the million bucks)!
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            .oOo.-.oOo.-.oOo.-.oOo.-.o-O-O-o.-.oOo.-.oOo.-.oOo.-.oOo.
                                       <  
                                     ~--=   

.--------------------------------------------------.
| Personality test z TheSpark → wykazał, że kya to |
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                                                          |
             .--------------------------------------------^-------.
             | EXPERIMENTER (Dominant Introvert Abstract Thinker) |
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   |
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| Like just 4% of the population you are an EXPERIMENTER (DIAT).               |
| Although you're slightly shy (admit it!), you love control.                  |
| When a problem comes in your way, you stomp on it swiftly and decisively.    |
| You are bothered easily by failure in others and failure in yourself.       ( 
| You don't like people that you don't think are intelligent.                (  
| Rather than arguing with them, however, you would just as soon             (  
| ignore them altogether.                                                     ( 
|                                                                              |
| In relationships, you have a strong heart. And because you're introverted,   |
| people take you as someone they can trust. But the fact is that in addition  |
| to solving problems, you like to create them. So there's a decent chance     |
| that you'll cheat on a loved one. If you do, you'll likely get away with it. |
|                                                                              |
| You're a good person at heart, but then again, who isn't?                    |
|                                                                              |
| Through rigorous testing, we've discovered that your compatibility           |
| with someone is exactly how likely you are to *kiss them when drunk*.        |
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[ 72% slut ][ 70% bitch ]




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|
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         | Un-telligence test → (tamże) wypluł następujące dane: |
         `------------------------------------------------.------'
                                                          |
.---------------------------------------------------------^------------.
| The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense |
| of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she   |
| shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.      |
|                                                                      |
| Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way  |
| to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky      |
| door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and         |
| she avoids any solution that involves violence.                      |
|                                                                      |
| Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather          |
| brilliant) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality,       |
| and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits    |
| is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality,  |
| and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.        |
|                                                                      |
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 .-------------------------------------------------------.
 | Gender test → (tamże) uznał, że jestem na 93% samcem. |
 | Gdy dowiedział się, że jednak nie, stwierdził:        |
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         |
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| You know, for every question, we track very carefully what each gender   |
| answers. This allows us to guess with the utmost accuracy what you are.  |
| And in the rare case where we guess incorrectly (like now), we have the  |
| opportunity to learn from nature's mistake. You.                         |
|                                                                          |
| People like you, who walk the scary line between man and woman,          |
| are *very* helpful in understanding exactly what it means to be human.   |
|                                                                          |
| Thanks, and good luck.                                                   |
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      .----------------------------------------------------.
      | Hej, zalotnicy! Czy kya jest pickupable? → (tamże) |
      `----------------------------------------------------'----------.
                                                                      |
.---------------------------------------------------------------------^-----.
| What's up frigidaire. You are 32% pickup-able! You're cold and            |
| unapproachable, like a big glacier that's unapproachable. And cold.       |
| Unlike the Arctic tundra, feweven venture to plant their flag in you.     |
| You're definitely not a Scorpio, unless you were born between October 23  |
| and November 21. The bad news is that you'll end up miserable and alone,  |
| probably knitting doilies out of cat hair. The good news is that this is  |
| apparently what you want. Honestly, I don't even feel comfortable talking |
| to you right now, so I'm just gonna go. yeah. wash my friend's hair.      |
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     (                                                     )
      `.-------------------------------------------------.'
       | (tamże) → You are 36% Pure! (Very interesting.) |
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    .-----------------------------.
    | Which movie hero are you? → |
    `--------.--------------------'
             |
[ You're just like Neo from The Marix. Unlike Keanu Reeves, you're intelligent and not a stupid dumbass. You spend most of your time on the computer, probably downloading massive amounts of porn. Even though you're often quiet and shy, you're an ass-kicking rebel at heart. What is your purpose in life? Searching for the truth. ]




.------'
| Personality Disorder Test
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       |    Disorder   Rating 
       `------------.---------'
            Paranoid:  Low
            Schizoid:  Moderate
         Schizotypal:  Low
          Antisocial:  Low
          Borderline:  Low
          Histrionic:  Low
        Narcissistic:  Moderate
            Avoidant:  Low
           Dependent:  Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:  Low




 .------------------------------------------.
 | Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You? → |
 `--------------.---------------------------'
                |
[ Anakin Skywalker ]Struggling for self-assurance
over hidden angst,
you are highly adept
and full of surprises.




.----------------------.
| Jung Typology Test → |
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   |
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| Portrait of the Champion (eNFp 11 56 11 11)                                 |
|                                                                             |
| The Champion Idealists are abstract in thought and speech, cooperative      |
| in accomplishing their aims, and informative and extraverted when relating  |
| with others. For Champions, nothing occurs which does not have some deep    |
| ethical significance, and this, coupled with their uncanny sense of the     |
| motivations of others, gives them a talent for seeing life as an exciting   |
| drama, pregnant with possibilities for both good and evil. This type is     |
| found in only about 3 percent of the general population, but they have      |
| great influence because of their extraordinary impact on others. Champions  |
| are inclined to go everywhere and look into everything that has to do with  |
| the advance of good and the retreat of evil in the world. [...]             |
|                                                                             |
| Champions consider intense emotional experiences as being vital to a full   |
| life, although they can never quite shake the feeling that a part of        |
| themselves is split off, uninvolved in the experience. Thus, while they     |
| strive for emotional congruency, they often see themselves in some danger   |
| of losing touch with their real feelings, which Champions possess in a wide |
| range and variety. In the same vein, Champions strive toward a kind of      |
| spontaneous personal authenticity, and this intention always to "be         |
| themselves" is usually communicated nonverbally to others, who find it      |
| quite attractive. [...]                                                     |
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